you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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