The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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