margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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