I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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