The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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