Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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