I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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