Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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