Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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