Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Randomize
