dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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