I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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