You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
