do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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