Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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