I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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