It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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