I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Randomize
