I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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