Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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