Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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