After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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