Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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