I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
