: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
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