You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
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