Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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