they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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