Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
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