you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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