'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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