As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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