Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
and you fell through a lawn chair
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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