ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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