the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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