I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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