sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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