Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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