I love black thongs
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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