I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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