That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
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