I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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