Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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