too bad you live with your parents still
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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