Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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