So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
It's shark week go big or go home
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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