i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Randomize
