whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Text me some of your sweat
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