i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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