Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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