I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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