haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
I just want nice things and good sex
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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