Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
True college students do jello shots in the library
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