did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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